I
was invited
to a fancy event and when
I got there one of the guests said,
"Tukaram, your shirt is on backwards and so are
your pants,
and it looks like your hair never heard the word comb,
and your shoes don't
match."
I replied,
"Thanks, I noticed all that before leaving,
but why try to fool
anyone."
Tukaram
Photo: Peter Bowers